I got up with Hub and made sure he was on time to start work today. We had breakfast here in the hotel, then headed out into the white wasteland to get him to Walmart Training Center. First item on the agenda? Learning the Walmart Cheer! Oh thank you Lord that its him and not me. The GPS quit working for some unknown reason and sent us in repeating circles. We managed to find the training center on our own and I made it back to the hotel.
Back in the room, I got a call from Cowboy Jack and we are meeting today. At least he knows who to look for this time. I had to get ready, so after morning ablutions, I took a big dump and again, the toilet refused to flush. No please God, please cut me a break this time? Please? But God was busy with more important things than my big dump and small plumbing problem, so I cringed and called the front desk. McGuiver answered and I told him what was going on. He said he was looking for some zip-ties to fix the toilet mechanism. I dont really care how you fix it, Sweetie, just do it. Meanwhile I filled the wastepaper basket with water and did away with the nuclear waste in the bowl. I am beginning to think that someone back home has hired a witch doctor to cast some bad juju on this whole Arkansas thing. Mom? Would you sink to such measures? Um, yes.
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I cannot believe your trip is so...well...eventful! I would be rolling on the floor laughing if I didn't know I would be ready to crack if it was me. And this toilet issue? Now seriously, it isn't too much to ask for a nicely flushing toilet in 2010!
ReplyDeleteI hear it dumps in Arkansas from time to time.
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